choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
"What’s your favorite album?"
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
i’m still pissed off about growing up
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
this gif ruined my life